[TBR] The Worm Warns Senate!

Worm Warns Senate He Has Eaten 90 Percent of RFK Jr.’s Brain

{Oscars] Technical Achievement Awards in 2024

14 SCIENTIFIC AND TECHNICAL ACHIEVEMENTS
TO BE HONORED WITH ACADEMY AWARDS®

Academy Award of Merit to be Presented for Captioning

[TBR] Hegseth Arrested for DUI

Hegseth Arrested for DUI After Crashing Tank Into Pentagon

[TBR] Mexico Will Build the Wall

Mexico Builds Wall to Keep Out Violent Jan 6 Criminals

[TBR] El Chapo Claims He Was Jan 6 Rioter

El Chapo Claims He Was Jan 6 Rioter

[TBR] Trump Signs Reverse Mortgage

Musk Tricks Trump Into Signing Reverse Mortgage on White House

[TBR] Nation Shocked By Kindness

Nation Shocked By Spectacle of Someone in Washington Advocating Kindness

[Razzies] 2025 Nominations for '24 Movies

At the Dawn of a Dark Era,
the 45th Razzies® Remain Ready to Pounce

In this new and uncharted world where bad is good, dumb is smart and criticism is soundly forbidden, the Razzies stand (or sit) ready to rumble. Just don't ask us to kneel!

[TBR] MAGA Nazi Salutes: A Pictorial History

MAGA Nazi Salutes: A Pictorial History

[CMT] Snow On Set - Movie Tours

 
Snow on Set: Chicago Movies in Winter --- FREE TODAY!

Tues. Jan 21, 2025
1:00 – 1:30 PM (CT)

Live on YouTube [Website]

[TBR] Ramaswamy Becomes First Casualty

Vivek Ramaswamy Becomes First Casualty in Survival of the Shittiest

[Oscars] Sennot + Yang Annouce Oscar Noms

RACHEL SENNOTT AND BOWEN YANG TO ANNOUNCE
97TH OSCARS® NOMINATIONS

[TBR] Temp + IQ to Hits 20s For Inauguration

Inauguration Forecast Shows Temperature and IQ in the Twenties

[TBR] Send Musk to Mars!

Overwhelming Support for Sending Elon Musk to Mars

[TBR] Zuckerberg Rethinks Meta Policy

Zuckerberg Rethinks Meta Policy After Community Notes Call Him a Sociopath
January 17, 2025

MENLO PARK (The Borowitz Report)-Meta founder Mark Zuckerberg announced on Friday that the company was reconsidering its fact-checking policy after the community notes system called him a sociopath.

[TBR] Bezos Tries to Save WaPo Journalists

Bezos Offers WaPo Journalists $50 Amazon Gift Cards Not to Quit

[BAFTA] Nominations 2025

Nominations Announced for the 2025 EE BAFTA Film Awards

Awards Broadcast Sunday, February 16
Broadcast at 7 p.m. UK time | America: (2pm Eastern/1pm Central)
(Ways to Watch Listed at Bottom of Article)

[TBR] Hegseth Furious About Confliction

Hegseth Furious That Confirmation Hearing Conflicts with Happy Hour

[Oscars] Academy Rejiggers Dates

ACADEMY ANNOUNCES UPDATES TO 97TH OSCARS® SEASON

Nominations Announced on Thursday, January 23, 2025.
The Oscars -- March 2, 2025 @ 7 P.M. ET/4 P.M. PT on ABC

[TBR] Sexual Predator Fencing

Fence to Keep Sexual Predator 500 Feet Away From Public

[TBR} Musk Finds Only 1 Dept to Cut

Musk's Dept. of Government Efficiency Cuts Position of Vice President

[TBR] Greenland Strands Trump Jr.

Greenlanders Strand Don Jr. on Ice Floe

[TBR] Nation Stunned for Rule of Law

Nation Stunned by Apparent Existence of Rule of Law

[OSCARS] Feature Films in Contention

323 FEATURE FILMS IN CONTENTION FOR 97TH ACADEMY AWARDS®
207 FEATURE FILMS IN CONTENTION FOR BEST PICTURE CATEGORY

Nominations Announced on Friday, January 17, 2025.
The Oscars -- March 2, 2025 @ 7 P.M. ET/4 P.M. PT on ABC