[TBR] Kari Lake Outraged

Kari Lake Outraged That Republicans Are Suddenly Accepting Election Results

[TBR] Americans Switch from WP to Gummies

Americans Switch from Washington Post Subscription to Gummies

[TBR] Trump in Race Against Time

Trump in Race Against Time to Alienate Remaining Minority Groups

TBR: Trump Refuses to Admit It

Trump Refuses to Admit He Lost McDonald’s Employee of the Month

TBR: Trump Promises to Rename Monument

Trump Promises to Rename Washington Monument After Arnold Palmer

TBR: Harris Broke Interview Rules

Fox Claims Harris Broke Interview Rules by Completing Sentences

TBR: Vance Bops to Music

Vance Bops to Music for 9 Hours to Prove He Could Assume Trump’s Duties

TBR: Elderly Man Struggles to Dance

Elderly Man Struggles to Dance in Time to Music

TBR: Another Failed Launch for Musk

Elon Musk Presides Over Yet Another Failed Launch

TBR: JD Vance Admits Finally!

JD Vance Admits Receiving Payments from Maybelline

The Women Of Star Trek for Kamala

The original event was October 3, 2024.

With special surprise messages from some of your favorite Star Trek women, this is an event you won't want to miss. Plus, the more people on the call, the better! Help us pack the virtual room by sharing the event with your friends. Sadly, they were having technical issues, so the video starts in mid-speak with Michelle Hurd.

TBR: Iranians Who Hacked Trump Say...

Iranians Who Hacked Trump Say They Did Not Find Even a Concept of a Plan

TBR: Trump Will Be Too Senile

Trump Says He Will Be Too Senile to Debate in Late October

TBR: Staff of Nude Africa Porn Site Quit

Staff of Nude Africa Porn Site Quit to Distance Selves from Mark Robinson

TBR: Mice: No Cats Have Disappeared

No Cats Have Disappeared, Say Springfield's Mice

TBR: JD Vance Responds to Mark Robinson News

JD Vance Responds to Mark Robinson News by Clearing his Search History

270 To Win: September 16, 2024

It will take 270 electoral votes to win the 2024 presidential election. Here is the path-to-win for #HarrisWalz as of 2024-09-16.

TBD: Nonstop Pet-Eating Talking < Being Weird

JD Vance revealed on Monday that he is talking nonstop about pet-eating in the hopes of dispelling the widespread impression that he is weird.

Election Countdown Clock

TBR: Trumps Demands Birth Certificate

Trump Demands Taylor Swift's Birth Certificate