[TBR] Europe United in One Belief

Europe United in Belief That JD Vance is a Prick

[TBR} Musk Finds Only 1 Dept to Cut

Musk's Dept. of Government Efficiency Cuts Position of Vice President

TBR: Vance Bops to Music

Vance Bops to Music for 9 Hours to Prove He Could Assume Trump’s Duties

TBR: JD Vance Admits Finally!

JD Vance Admits Receiving Payments from Maybelline

TBR: Walz Demolished Vance

Walz Demolished Vance, According to Poll of Cats

TBR: Peaceful Transfer of Lava

Vance Calls Eruption of Mt. Vesuvius a Peaceful Transfer of Lava

TBR: Mice: No Cats Have Disappeared

No Cats Have Disappeared, Say Springfield's Mice

TBR: JD Vance Responds to Mark Robinson News

JD Vance Responds to Mark Robinson News by Clearing his Search History

TBD: Nonstop Pet-Eating Talking < Being Weird

JD Vance revealed on Monday that he is talking nonstop about pet-eating in the hopes of dispelling the widespread impression that he is weird.

TBR: JD Vance Tries To Sound Like a Regular Guy

PITTSBURGH (The Borowitz Report)—In a doomed effort to come off like a regular guy, JD Vance boasted to reporters on Monday that he had sex with a donut.

TBR: MTG Calls Vance Unhinged

Marjorie Taylor Greene calls JD Vance unhinged.